I Wish I’d Said That.

Dr. Boli’s Occasional Journal of Quotations.



The Prussian Soldier and the Saxon Verger.

Thus, in the church of a Saxon town, the verger shows a silver mouse dedicated to Our Lady.  ‘This is the greatest of our treasures,’ says the verger.  ‘Our town was overrun with mice till the ladies of the city offered this mouse of silver.  Instantly all the mice disappeared.’  ‘And are you such fools as to believe that the creatures went away because a silver mouse was dedicated?’ asked a Prussian officer.  ‘No,’ replied the verger, rather neatly; ‘or long ago we should have offered a silver Prussian.’

——Andrew Lang, Custom and Myth.