I Wish I’d Said That.

Dr. Boli’s Occasional Journal of Quotations.



A Precise Geometrical Description.

His hair, from much running of fingers through it, radiates in all directions, and surrounds his head like a halo of glory, or like the corollary of Euc. I.32.

——Charles Dodgson, Euclid and His Modern Rivals.

Perpetual Motion.

The proprietor of the perpetual motion, lately exhibited at Boston, has absconded without even paying the man who turned the crank in the cellar!

——The Anecdote Book, 1850.

On Prefaces (and Other Things).

’Tis hard, methinks, that a Man cannot Publish a Book, but he must presently give the World a Reason for’t; when yet there's not One Book of Twenty that will bear a Reason; not One Man of a Hundred, perhaps, that is able to Give One; nor One Reason of a Thousand (when they are given) that was the True Reason of Doing it. The True Reason (I say:) For there's a great Difference, many times, betwixt a Good Reason, for the doing of a thing, and the True Reason why the thing was done. The Service of God is a very Good Reason for a Man’s going to Church; and yet the meeting of a Mistress There, may, perchance, be the True Reason of his Going. And so likewise in Other Cases, where we cover our Passions and our Interests under the Semblances of Virtue, and Duty.

——Sir R. L’Estrange, Preface to Tully’s Offices.

Augustine on Genesis and Science.

For it usually turns out that even someone who is not a Christian knows something about the earth, the sky, and the other elements of this world; about the movement and revolution, or even the magnitude and positions of the stars; about the known eclipses of the sun and moon; about the cycles of years and seasons; about the properties of animals, bushes, and other things of the sort. He knows these things, and holds them as quite certain through reason and experience.

So it is terribly inappropriate and destructive—something to watch out for—if a Christian is heard speaking of these things as if he were speaking according to the Christian writings, so that the people who hear him raving like that can hardly keep themselves from laughing.

The worst part is not that the man who is wrong should be derided, but that outsiders should believe that our authors think those things, and rebuke and reject them as ignorant—with great destruction of those whose salvation is our business.

——De Genesi ad litteram, book 1, chapter 19. This new translation is explicitly released into the public domain, which is an open invitation to improve on it.

The Favorites of Honorius.

After quoting long passages from the flattering poetry of Claudian:

Let us now turn from poetry to fact, and see what mark the real Honorius made upon the men and things that surrounded him. None. It is impossible to imagine a character more utterly destitute of moral colour, of self-determining energy, than that of the younger son of Theodosius. In Arcadius we do at length discover traces of uxoriousness, a blemish in some rulers, but which becomes almost a merit in him when contrasted with the absolute vacancy, the inability to love, to hate, to think, to execute, almost to be, which marks the impersonal personality of Honorius. After earnestly scrutinising his life to discover some traces of human emotion under the stolid mask of his countenance, we may perhaps pronounce with some confidence on the three following points.

1. He perceived, through life, the extreme importance of keeping the sacred person of the Emperor of the West out of the reach of danger.

2. He was, at any rate in youth, a sportsman.

3. In his later years he showed considerable interest in the rearing of poultry.

——Thomas Hodgkin, Italy and Her Invaders, Book 1, Chapter 13.

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