I Wish I’d Said That.

Dr. Boli’s Occasional Journal of Quotations.



The Praise of the Multitude.

One day, someone said to Antisthenes, “Many people are praising you.”

“Why?” said he. “What have I done wrong?”

——Diogenes Laertius, Lives of the Philosophers.

The Prussian Soldier and the Saxon Verger.

Thus, in the church of a Saxon town, the verger shows a silver mouse dedicated to Our Lady.  ‘This is the greatest of our treasures,’ says the verger.  ‘Our town was overrun with mice till the ladies of the city offered this mouse of silver.  Instantly all the mice disappeared.’  ‘And are you such fools as to believe that the creatures went away because a silver mouse was dedicated?’ asked a Prussian officer.  ‘No,’ replied the verger, rather neatly; ‘or long ago we should have offered a silver Prussian.’

——Andrew Lang, Custom and Myth.

Little Red Riding-Hood and the Wolf.

Then there was the wolf and Little Red Riding-Hood. The general impression seems to be that the child’s grandmother was a saintly old lady and that the wolf was a beast. Let us dismiss this sentimental conception and consider the facts squarely. Before meeting the wolf Red Riding-Hood was the usual empty-headed flapper. She knew nothing of the world. So flagrant was her innocence that it constituted a positive menace to the community. The wolf changed all that. It gave Red Riding-Hood a good scare and opened her eyes. After that encounter nobody ever fooled Red Riding-Hood much. She positively abandoned her practice of wandering around into cottages on the assumption that if there was anybody in bed it must be her grandmother.

——Heywood Broun, “Glass Slippers by the Gross.”

The Best Traditions Make the Best Rebels.

Every man who possesses real vitality can be seen as the resultant of two forces. He is first the child of a particular age, society, convention; of what we may call in one word a tradition. He is secondly, in one degree or another, a rebel against that tradition. And the best traditions make the best rebels.

——Gilbert Murray, Euripides and His Age.

Thackeray on Critics.

If authors sneer, it is the critic’s business to sneer at them for sneering. He must pretend to be their superior, or who would care about his opinion?

——William Makepeace Thackeray, The Newcomes.

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